THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Hello.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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