- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Whats 2+1? 2.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

A guy was beet by his wife.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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