A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

pauls tuck

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Justin's humor

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Whats 2+1? 2.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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