- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

There was an american man on the way to work.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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