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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

An Artic Storm.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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