What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Anti Joke

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