There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

The WNBA.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

A man walks into a bar.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

woman..parallel parking

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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