Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Women's rights.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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