What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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pauls tuck

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Justin's humor

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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