What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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