- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

woman..parallel parking

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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