Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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xavier stop

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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