- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

all your base are belong to mark

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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