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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Obamacare

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Bacon is delcious.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Brad Fuller!

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

God wrote this joke.................................

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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