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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

VAGINA.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.