Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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