- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

baby seal walks into a club

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??