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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

My penis is big... not.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Your Mom