- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

racism...deal with it!

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

... Chan chan

Cameron is a r e t a r d

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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