King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Woman's Rights

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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A man walks into a vagina

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I like your hair

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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