What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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