Your momma so fat, she's fat

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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