Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

Sex education in Texas,

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

more chocolate?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Justin Bieber's mother.

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