- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Where do you live? In a house

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Once there was a girl named Andrea

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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