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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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