hi bye

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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