A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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