- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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