What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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lol a man is drowning

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Anti Joke

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