Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

david poredos

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Joke.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Justin's hair

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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