Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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