- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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