- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

U mad?

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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