A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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