roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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what sucks? things that suck

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Dont look at me.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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I'm hungry.

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Men's Rights

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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