What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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So you there Red?

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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