What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

I have no soul so I must consume yours

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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