What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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what sucks? things that suck

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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call of duty world at war

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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