- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

kieran scott has a huge back

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

GADZOOKS!

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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