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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

You just read this ..

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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