Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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