Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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