How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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What you reading? reading?

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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