- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

How are cars made? By magic.

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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