I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Anti Joke

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