- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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