why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Neither have I

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Gorden Brown.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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