yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Neither have I

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Gorden Brown.

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WHAT????

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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why was the boy sad? because.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Justin's hair

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