when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

How come anti jokes r funny

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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