- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Your biggest fan.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

You read the Terms of Service.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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