What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Hey

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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