- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

I can count to potato.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

bacon

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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