- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

we all know sammi has a penis

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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