- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

heads up!

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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