A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Jesus was a good guy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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anti jokes are for fags

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School

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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