Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Breast cancer.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Wait what? I did not type that!

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Donald Trump.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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