Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

Hey

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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