A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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