What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Get off my porch.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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A kid has no friends.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Women's Rights.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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