- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

drugs.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Your grandma's cookies.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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