Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Fart

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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A man sat on a chair

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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