You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Autism speaks but not really

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Keanu Reaves

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Do you know the muffin man? No

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Who wants pizza crusts?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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