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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Who wants pizza crusts?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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