Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Donald Trump

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

luke moore cant pull it back

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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