- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

luke moore cant pull it back

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

i lost the game

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